Anyway, back to boredom, we’re sure you’re all bored of one certain microbe which is currently on a world tour, breezing through the great pyramids of Giza, scaling the heights of Mount Everest and lounging by the pool of the Taj Mahal.
Whilst Covid-19 is gallivanting around the globe on its free expedition, and our lives have become confined to 4 walls, you may be concerned at how you are going to keep this beast of boredom at bay. Well, fear no more, as we attempt to be that beam of light peaking through your window, revealing the latest purchases from the retail world and how they may be able to help you.
As the world economy tumbles around us like Jenga bricks the sale of board games has experienced a spike, with one retailer seeing the sale of the board game Pandemic quadruple with in the last few days alone. Personally we wouldn’t have brought the pandemic into the house on purpose, we would’ve gone for some more light hearted family fun, along the lines of, Trivial pursuit, Cluedo, or maybe revive the Twister matt from the cupboard to give your body a much-needed stretch.
Now, whilst its important to not mentally stagnate in this stagnant time we’re in, above all it’s most important to stay hygienic. The current world tour of Covid-19 has generated a global germ-free panic state, with hand sanitizer flying off the shelves as if it were the latest Apple product – along with the rise of the loo role wars turning the 2ply gentle soft touch tissue role into the proverbial gold dust. We must remember to look out for each other amidst this chaos and not buy more than we need, making sure everyone gets their fair share. Some have decided to skip the soft touch middle man altogether as one company has experienced a 300% increase in Bidet sales.